The aliens are coming!!!

This is the case that had nothing to do with surveillance but a lot to do with creatures from faraway places.

One afternoon while in my office my secretary came in and told me a young lady in the lobby was waiting to see me. I met with her in our conference room and she proceeded to tell me about these strange voices from people continually talking to her at times when physically there was no one around her. After about 45 minutes of discussion she went on to tell me that every time she went to a particular discount store, men continued to talk about her and yet nobody was close enough for her to confront them. Additionally, I found out she had previously lived up north in mining country.

I decided to accompany her to the discount store in an attempt to solve her problem. As we moved about the store, she continued to yank my arm “did you hear that?” I would immediately turn on my recorder in an attempt to pick up the voices. Needless to say, I heard nothing.

We returned to my office and I continued quizzing her about her problem. I asked her if she had ever been in an accident or possibly somebody could have put an implant in her body causing her to hear people talking. She stated that she worked a short time in Washington DC and while there she was involved in an accident and was in the hospital for three days. I then told her I was going to my car to get a piece of equipment to do a sweep around her body. My reason was to see if there was any type of radio frequencies being omitted.

When I returned to my office with my device, there in front of me stood this woman naked as the day she was born. I was totally shocked. I immediately yelled for my secretary to come into the room and then proceeded to do my sweep of her body.

After two more visits to my office, I was able to solve her problem. As stated, she came from a mining town up north. When she lived there she had some dental work done. The filling placed in her teeth at that time caused her to hear radio waves when she opened her mouth just a little bit causing an antenna effect. The radio waves were coming from a local station close to her home.

She had her dental fillings removed and replaced with porcelain type. This solved the problem. She would call at least once a month, thereafter, telling my secretary how happy she was that she came to our office.

Case Closed